The current panic over dodgy breast implants has had many women thinking twice about boosting their boobs through surgery. But it`s not just PIP implants that can make boob jobs go seriously wrong - plenty of celebs are sitting on their sofas regretting going under the knife. Some boobs have gone wonky. Others resemble glued-on cricket balls. Some even look like they`ve had a big row and are taking separate holidays in Norfolk and Wales. One particularly unfortunate celebrity suffered the nightmare scenario that every surgically enhanced woman currently dreads: her boobs actually burst. (Turn to page 10 to see our shocking exclusive pictures.)
One star who`s been particularly vocal about how much she hates her surgically enhanced chest is, of course, Jordan. "They`re grotesgue, my boobs," she said, ironically just before a press conference held to launch her new glamour-model protege. "I`m not happy with them at all... Previously she has complained about a "four-inch gap [between them]" and claimed that she has "got indents, so you can see where the implant is sitting". Tellingly, she also actively discouraged her new signing, Amy Willerton, from following her down the surgery route, saying, "She doesn`t need a boob job. There`s not many natural girls out there. She doesn`t need breast surgery."
Jordan holidayed in Miami earlier this month in a revealing bikini, which showed just how much damage the skin around her chest has suffered because of her many procedures. So far, she`s had her bazooms made bigger/smaller/perkier five times, yet, despite her bad experiences, she admits she`ll happily have them "tightened up" again if she has another baby. Some people never learn...